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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

collegehumor:

Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.
10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom
1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.
2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.
3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.
4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.
5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.
6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 
Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

collegehumor:


Some insane tips that will take your game to another world.

10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs and desires.

2.  Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you with some tender cuddling.

3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her neck and shoulders to deepen your connection.

4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using your tongue.

5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a long-dead Elder God of your choosing.

6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe around her very soul like a warm cloak of the finest sable. If done right, this will really get her going! 

Finish reading 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

scolipede:

When your opponent uses explosion and your Pokémon endure the hit

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sarawr-monster:

'fotografias3_09', gorgeous photograph of a Varanus salvator taken in Lumpini Park, Bangkok, Thailand by tcbalby on Flickr [Source]
This photograph is awesome! <3

sarawr-monster:

'fotografias3_09', gorgeous photograph of a Varanus salvator taken in Lumpini Park, Bangkok, Thailand by tcbalby on Flickr [Source]

This photograph is awesome! <3

This needs Benny Hill music

This needs Benny Hill music

dragonpikachu:

shout out to that one pokemon you use as a meat shield while you heal the pokemon that actually stand a chance

sparklesnap:


That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

uni-cxrns:

クィーン // queen

uni-cxrns:

クィーン // queen